Corona Screening

I tested positive. Every day since Sars-cov-2 was announced my minds eye has been twitching at the thought of the Anon who whistleblew on a coronavirus that may or may not be unleashed unto the world as a final “fuck you”. That was October 2019. I wonder whether that was a really unlucky bit of

The Seven Gateways in Kenya.

WhAT?!! *Russell Peters’ Indian accent* I’m too tired! Too too tired! I’m gymed out. And swimmed out. And certifiably pigged out 🙂 But There’s something on my mind I must get down as soon as possible, as quick as my tired pectoral muscles, aching triceps and sore fingers shall allow me. Yesterday, ensconced (this word